The Life and Lies of Jason

Fave colour: Black, Blue and Green.

Least Fave Colour: ugly olive green

Second Fave colour: yellow

Second least fave colour: most pastels

Third fave colour: wait a minute, what does “fave” mean?

Third least fave colour: pink

A problem you have with colours: when every thing is the same old boring color.

Colour of the shirt you are wearing: phew, I thought you said skirt. Gray

Colour of the pants/skirt you are wearing: Gray, Black, and Blue

If you are wearing a dress, put it under shirt. WHAT!?

Hair colour: Brown

Eye colour: Blue

Blog colour:Black, Green, Blue

        I go to a military group called C.A.P (Civil Air Patrol). This group was organized by some military personnel back in World War II to keep Nazi submarines off of our border and to protect citizens from bombings. Now however, it mainly rescues downed (crashed) air craft. Children that are above the age of twelve are allowed to join and help rescue air craft from dunking in the Atlantic. We also learn moral leadership, aerospace education (how a airplane works), and emergency services. Other things that we do is that we meet every week (different squadrons have different days of the week that they meet on) and we do truckloads of field trips, even crossing state lines. For instance, if you live in Florida, you could go on a field trip that could make you spend the night in California or New York or Nebraska or even all three.

        My squadron is having a field trip to a place where we’ll be put in military barracks that are currently vacated by the Air Force for our purpose. We also plan to do what we call “orientation flights” where we go up in an air plane with an experienced pilot, but we fly the plane! Also,if money is not too tight, we  might get to see the next space shuttle take off! And for someone like me who wants too go into the military, it’s perfect!

I couldn’t find anything else to write about so, more questions. Same rules as before.

• favorite computer game?
• A game called “Risk II” that is the only war game I know that doesn’t have blood and gore. And any body that mutters “boys” under their breath when they read this needs a quick kick in the pants.
• favorite school subject?
• recess
• do you have any extra curricular activities?
• I have C.A.P (explained in last post)

favorite food?

DOUGHNUTS!

what is your favorite toy?

I’m too old for toys, but just between me and the whole wide world, I love my hot wheels.

Do you have a pet?

Yes. Her name is Annie and she is a cat.

I am going to leave it there so that I can have something to ask you later.

do you play an instrument?

Yes, I play the guitar.

Every now and then I will decide to ask anybody that looks at my blog a purely hypothetical question or questions, but the trick to these questions is that I have to write down my answer. I’ll ask you a few now. We’ll start off simple:

What is your favorite color? 

My answer:

1. black
2. blue
3. green

Most hated disease?  

My answer:

1. my brother, because I always get my diseases from him

Name three things you want to do before you die.

My answer:

1. sky diving
2. hang gliding
3. fly an F22 Air Force Jet

What college will you go too?

My answer:

1. don’t know

And, more importantly, what is your favorite flavor ice cream?

My answer:

1. chocolate chip cookie dough

I like animals, for instance, I once, about a week ago, caught a squirrel in a shed that’s in my back yard. I was walking in my back yard when I saw a squirrel playing in the shed. I’ll name the squirrel Jack so that I can stop saying “the squirrel”. I started to stalk Jack by slowly creeping up to the shed entrance; there was no door. He kept going about his business until I got too close then he stiffened up and looked me straight in the eye. I stopped dead in my tracks, hoping that he wouldn’t scamper away and make my hopes of catching him vain. After what seemed like hours, he decided to ignore me and went freely about his business and let me creep up until I had gotten less than a meter from the entrance. But as I crept, he hopped away from me and farther into the shed. Luckily for me, someone had closed the door that was on the other side of the shed so that when I gained the front entrance, Jack was trapped. Realizing his mistake, Jack desperately jumped at the screen that enclosed the shed but it was no use, he was trapped! Even if he was trapped though, he still put up a fight until I managed to get him in a closed space and double-trap him by sitting a broom on top of him, so I’ll bet it made his day when my cat, Annie, who eats squirrels came along and spotted him. Annie crept up to the screen that kept her from getting to him and put him at a stale mate. This was my chance to go and get prepared for the final stage of catching Jack. Now my brother, Bryan, comes along and offers to guard the door for me while I get some gloves to grab Jack with. I went and got the thickest gloves that I could find, but when I came back I found that Jack had gotten out from under broom, and was again throwing himself against the screen. I came close again with Bryan guarding the door but experienced a different reaction. Jack charged at me but went sideways at the last moment and jumped over Bryan’s head. Bryan turned to chase him but it was too late Jack had already found his bean stock and was safe up in the trees.

Even if I didn’t catch Jack I still think that it was fun to try. I have tried to catch many other animals before and since without much more success, but hey, tenth time’s a charm.

My bother brother, Bryan, loves legos©, and likes to build things that were never, and probably will never, be invented. He’s 15 years old, so it’s rather strange for him to be a lego© fan, but that’s how it is.

We build some weird things with legos© that are questionable in possibility, such as this. This object doesn’t necessarily look from this world, does it? As you can guess, it is made by Bryan.

This is something that I made. It’s an Interesting something, because it looks like something that could actually be created by human kind, but still hanging on the edge of impossibility.

This is a picture of something else that Bryan made.

It’s obvious that he has more imagination than I do; either that or I like to build things that, if I get rich enough, I can build in real life and make them work. And that would be fun.

Hello, my name is Jason. Or, at least that’s what you’ll call me. I am 13 years of age. And if you think that I am writing sentence fragments then you are probably assuredly mistaken.  I am very good at typing; it is somewhat of a hobby. So is about anything else you can think of except things that I don’t like. If you are having problems understanding me, then that is because your minute intellect cannot comprehend what my larger one is meaning. (Considering that I am part of humans as a whole, I am probably not as smart as I think I am, because humans seem to be dumber than extra-terrestrials.)  

Depending on who you are, you may think that you are smarter than the other people who visit my blog. I can assure you that that is probably not the case considering that you are part of “those other people”. This means that you need a way to determine if you are truly smarter than the rest. The way to find out if you’re smarter than the other people who visit my blog is to take my personality test: 

Answer this question. Are you:

A: boy                        B: girl                          C: space alien

For those who chose B, I’m sorry, girls are naturally stupid. To those who chose A, you are naturally intelligent. To those who chose C, get off of our planet before you complete your destructive plans to blow it up. To those who did not dare to take my personality test: you are a wimp. To those who passed or chose A: congratulations, you are now allowed to read on.